It’s the middle of winter and I’m pretty much sleeping on an ice pack because my shoulder is that bad. :/

Woah woah, a top of 18 for my birthday tomorrow?
I feel like I should crack out the shorts just because

Haven’t eaten because I feel sick, feel sick because I haven’t eaten. Lather, rinse, repeat.

ed tw food

I slept awkwardly last night and now I have lots of fluid in my shoulder, meaning I’m currently lying on an ice pack. I just want to be able to pick things up again :/

Really attractive friends: Ugh, I just wanna get laid but I don't have anyone to sleep with

Me: ...

Me: ....

Me: .....

Me: Conceal, don't feel, don't let it show

ahhhahahhaa pretty much

I need to leave in 10 minutes and I’m still in bed. Oops.


Hen & Chicks

This also known as a “Purple Beauty” has appropriately, dark purple leaves tinged with green centres depending on how much sun it gets. These guys are extremely easy to propagate - I’ve already pulled out a lot of “chicks” because this was getting so incredibly crowded.


(via linesoflogan)

Can’t bring myself to get out of bed. Work is in two hours. I should get out of bed. Nope, not happening.